If there’s somethin’ strange in your diocese
Who ya gonna call (Geistbusters)
If it’s somethin’ weird an heterodox
Who ya gonna call (Geistbusters)

I ain’t afraid a no spirit of VII
I ain’t afraid a no spirit of VII
If you’re hearing homilies that you dread
Who can you call (Geistbusters)
A litugist sleepin’ in your bed

Oh who ya gonna call (Geistbusters)
I ain’t afraid a no spirit of VII
I ain’t afraid a no spirit of VII
Who ya gonna call (Geistbusters)
If you’re all alone pick up the phone
An call (Geistbusters)

>>Still you wonder if your parish will ever be normal and some don’t even believe in the parishnormal. But I am here to tell you the parishnormal exists and that Geistbusters was started to assist you in returning your parish to a normal state of orthodoxy. Our team here at Geistbusters consists of men ready to help you out immediately. Our Geistbusters go through rigorous training consisting of prayer and fasting so that they can take on those spirits of Vatican II. We have developed special equipment to zap heresies and watered down teachings and sending them back to where they came from. Our particle accelerator proton pack fires a stream of highly charged protons that overcomes the heterodoxically charged electrons that spirits of Vatican II are composed of. Since protons have Mass they are an apt particle for Catholic use. The containment unit is specially constructed to be able to contain liturgical fads, dissident teaching, new-agey doctrine, and various other Vatican II spirits in a dogmatically dense material guaranteed to last till the Second Coming.<<

Ganzer herrlicher Eintrag hier beim Curt Jester.